when thor clarifies that loki is adpoted
did you know the sea urchin was a cyclops? well, not anymore at least.
scientists discovered that its eye was actually its asshole.
i wonder why god plays cruel jokes like that—
at my [mother]’s wedding her cousins ran up to me:
you’re the one she gave up!
it’s so nice to meet you.
you look more like her than the daughters
she ended up keeping
i wonder why the cosmological sense of humor is nothing but
how the shark’s brain resembles birth canals, how both instinctually cloister around trauma-spilt blood