Jeffrey Allen An Obituary

Nose bleed. 6'0 ft., 190 lbs.

Reading Roderick Thorp's

The Detective. Leaves behind

His dog "Francesca" and turtle

"Roberto" (animals will be rescued

At estate sale). Wife passed

2006--broke neck eating

Dinner in a hammock. Melancholia,

Alcoholism, barbiturates.

TV LAND and TV dinners.

Arrested in 02'--exposing

Birthmark of Oklahoma

To crowd of Virginia Historians.

Intelligent, disingenuous, sly,

Remarried four times. Two

Died of natural causes--two

Missing. Platonism scholar.

Found in jogging clothes.


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